McMurphy v Chuck Norris

Alright. While reading for tomorrow, I had an interesting thought about McMurphy. Could he possibly be an estranged, more reddish 1960's version of Chuck Norris?! I think its quite a possibility. Now, I shall list the similarities that caused me to arrive at this epic comparison. McMurphy- big, Chuck Norris- big. McMurphy- good with the ladies, Chuck Norris- ditto. McMurphy- red haired, Chuck Norris- red haired, with a tinge of brown from the exploding hair color factory that Norris escaped from while his hands were bound and blindfolded (not really). McMurphy- loud, obnoxious, Chuck Norris- loud, and obnoxious in reality, but no one will ever admit it to his face, because, he is, Chuck Norris. They both have battle wounds, McMurphy's wounds are from the work farm and the scar across his face, and Chuck Norris has the occasional scratch of bruise from series of ninja assassians that he must fight from time to time. Also, they both are incredibly manipulative and smart in regards to getting their way. Although it remains hard to compare anyone to the greatness that is Chuck Norris, I feel like the comparison with McMurphy is a good one. Good lookingness, loudness and strength all link these two great ginger men, and I feel like in some way, they could be brothers, only torn apart by decades, TV show, beards, and mental stability. Now, when Im reading, I picture McMurphy as.... Chuck Norris. Try it. Its wonderful.